that when I fly...

My dick is so big; that when I fly, it has to take the train.

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clowns climb out of ...

My penis is so big, clowns climb out of it when I cum.

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has better credit than ...

My penis has better credit than I do.

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has an elevator and a lobby...

My penis has an elevator and a lobby.

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it graduated a year ahead ...

My penis is so big, it graduated a year ahead of me from high school.

It has tonsils.

My dick is so big; it has tonsils.

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It won`t return Spielberg`s calls.

My penis is so big, it won`t return Spielberg`s calls.

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I have to call it Mr. penis ...

My penis is so big, I have to call it Mr. penis in front of company.

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I went to The Viper Room ...

My penis is so big, I went to The Viper Room and my penis got right in. I had to stand and argue with the doorman.

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There`s still snow on it ...

My penis is so big, there`s still snow on it in the summertime.

I can fuck the ocean...

My dick is so big; I can fuck the ocean.

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It votes...

My penis is so big, it votes.

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I entered it in a...

My penis is so big, I entered it in a big-penis contest and it came in first, second, and third.

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It lives next door..

My penis is so big, it lives next door.

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Godzilla vs. My penis...

My penis is so big, there was once a movie called Godzilla vs. My penis.

This guy's walking...

This guy's walking along the beach when he kicks a bottle. Much to his surprise, a genie flies out. "Oh master," it declaims, "your wish is my command."

Great, thinks the guy, his chance has finally come! "Genie," he demands, "give me a cock that touches the floor."
Whereupon both his legs fell off.

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It has casters..

My penis is so big, it has casters

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Firemen slide down...

My penis is so big, Firemen slide down it.

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It has its own cleaning...

My penis is so big, it has its own cleaning crew.

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I live in his guest ...

My penis is so big, I live in his guest room.

Florida had to...

My dick is so big; Florida had to measure it twice
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Vin Diesel`s stunt double ...

My penis is so big, it was Vin Diesel`s stunt double in XXX
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It fired Trump...

My penis is so big, it fired Trump.
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It seats 10,000

My penis is so big, it seats 10,000
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My penis is so big...

My penis is so big, it got into Guinness by being the first Mr. Olympia with no arms.

MTV`s Cribs dedicated a ...

My penis is so big, MTV`s Cribs dedicated a whole episode to it.
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My penis is so ...

My penis is so big, it put the president on hold for 20 minutes.

When i get a hard ..

My penis is so big, when I get a hard on it hits me in the face.
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My dick is so big ...

My dick is so big; it was framed for murder as part of an intricate prescription drug scandal.

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My penis is ...

My penis is so big, when I get a hard on half my body goes numb.

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